Be my pal

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

Memories got me feelin some type of way

eridanandsollux:

ackermom:

reasons sims 4 will kill me before i even get it

  • parties with glowsticks raves???
  • you can move whole rooms and buildings!! 
  • multitasking!!
  • you can download new content without leaving the game??!?
  • sims with emotions?? real emotions!!
  • sims can be right or left handed??! why?? who cares??!
  • rocket ship??! cupcake factory??!! 
  • WOOHOO IS A SKILL
  • A U T O S A V E
  • YOUR SIMS CAN J A C K  O F F

lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

piranhapunk:

zubat:

"I had a husky who was raised with cats, and thought she was fucking cat. She even sat like a cat, with her arms and legs tucked under herself."

ooooooh my god my heart

mihlayn:

New Zealand’s finest.

mihlayn:

New Zealand’s finest.

theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted

amphiaria:

NO artificial flavors

NO preservatives

NO artificial colors

JUST bees

ONLY bees

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

eilwaen:

looks like we got a lying whore

he was so into it lol

roselastrider:

so a blonde girl walks into a stereotypical misogynistic joke